My Final Thoughts On the Matter

I love celebrity gossip/scandals/real life breaking news as much as the next person, but after awhile when it's been beaten to death and we have heard every side of everyone's story, I don't care anymore. If it's something we haven't seen before then ok fine but I really can't take anymore hollywood scandals, he/she cheated here are some of my final thoughts on the beaten-to-death hollywood/real news stories of today...

Kate Goesslin: I am tired of hearing your "whoa is me" little "America please love me act" You married a douche and got divorced deal with it. You have 8 kids and you are a single mom.. suck it up. There are plenty of single moms out there that have a real job and manage to do just fine. You are on Dancing With the Stars and are pleading America to vote to keep you on for your kids, stop exploiting your children for your own gain, your kids could care less if you can dance you are doing it for you so stop trying to get the pitty vote. You have saturated the American mainstream and burned your name into our minds. So quit whiney and being so annoying, I don't know maybe drop out of the mainstream and take care of your 8 kids, don't say you can't do it because you don't hear about every hollywood celebrity and their personal lives, you asked for it, you got, now let it go...

Sandra Bullock/Jesse James: This rant I direct towards the American media. I love Sandra Bullock and how she has supposedly handled this situation (from what I have gathered via every media outlet in America) good for you girl! America are we really shocked that our American sweetheart who married a big bad ass biker dude was cheated on (I judge books by the cover) I mean for pete's sake he was married to a porn star.. go figure. You broke the news now lets be done.. I don't care that he is acting like a big ol' baby because she won't take him back.. boo hoo Jesse you should have thought of that before. [Get a clue guys, if you got something good don't eff it up.. there's a newsflash for ya]

Lindsay Lohan: She's a hot mess, has been for years anything new she does we aren't impressed... moving on.

Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt: Angelina is a man-stealer who tries to steal every man.. now she wants Johnny Depp?! She is weird she was married to Billy Bob wore his blood around her neck, you're weird; also, please stop adopting babies we don't care.  Brad Pitt, you used to be hot until you started being not married to Angelina Jolie, I refuse to mention you again until you shave that discusting beard off your pretty face.

Jessica Simpson: I don't think you will be getting any smarter anytime soon. You got a picture taken not looking so thin.. welcome to how the other half feels in every picture... over you.

Ricky Martin: He's gay... shocker.

Tiger Woods: He's a golfer.. why do we care. But since we are on the subject Tiger Woods - Golf $$ = not that good looking of a guy. Also here is my theory on being able to claim sex addiction as your alibi. Lots of pretty girls + a few uglies = air tight alibi for sex addiction. Obviously if you throw in some ugly girls everyone will believe it's an addiction.. I mean Tiger Woods could get any girl he wanted to, why would he go for the ugly girl.. alibi.


You may consider these my Final Thoughts on the above matters and no longer up for discussion. :)