In a Man's World

I am kinda sorta looking at new cars. I've had Simon for about 6 years now and we're up to about 140k, so it's not unreasonable that a new car is on the brain. Moreso I just want something new. Every so often (like every 6 months it seems) I think I want a new car, I always talk myself out if, but none the less we do this dance. Research, research, research some more, and then stop short of actually test driving anything, because at this point I have talked myself out of it and don't want to fall in love with anything. That all changed yesterday....

Remember I went to the car show? I saw all those new cars and that new car smell got stuck in my nose. It was like a drug, I need that smell I thought to myself. So yesterday I did the unthinkable.... I went to a dealership for a test drive.... BY MYSELF! Holy moly.

I should preface this story with the fact that I am a research-aholic. I check Edmunds, consumer reports, blogs, forums, anywhere you can think of to see what others think of the vehicle I am researching at the time. Working in a automobile industry I see the values of cars everyday. I checked NADA and even KBB and I knew where my car was valued at. I had checked the rates in the credit union, and I knew what I wanted my payments to be, so I knew about where I needed to be with the amount I finance. So to the dealership I went...

I was test driving the new Chevy Cruze. Which is nice, it's super fancy on the inside with touchscreen navigation/satellite radio, push button start, heated seats, remote start and on and on and on. It's smaller than my car though, and I rather enjoy my space. So after the test drive, while impressed with the looks, not a huge fan of the space issue, and the steering wheel doesn't telescope or move as much as I would have liked for my height and driving position. But humor me with your numbers Mr. Salesman.

While on the test drive the appraiser was looking at my car. Also Mr. Salepeople...know your audience. I realize a young female walking into the showroom alone would normally be a bulls-eye and you can pull out all your "girl" tricks. But sir, when I begin chatting you about the Corvette's in the showroom and inquire about the new Stingray, I feel that should have been a heads up. Also while on the test drive as I'm asking about other vehicles, I'd think you'd be aware that while not an expert, I am not dumb when it comes to automobiles.  Keep in mind reader that this was the first car I have test drove, even if I were in love with this car, I would at least need to test drive a competitor just so I don't get large purchase Heather buyers remorse which often accompanies large purchases (aka anything over $100 I analyze and do the whole, is this a want or a need chat). 

So.. time to talk basic numbers. Granted I know that my car has high miles, but having checked my sources I know what my car is worth. Your low ball offer of $2500 was an insult, telling me that is your best offer, leads me to believe that is your best offer. So... no go dear sir. My brain is on shutdown, I would like to go now.

After that offer, I did the whole need vs want conversation on the drive home. I think I'm going to stick with good ole Simon for as long as I can (which was my original plan when purchasing him, so why did I even dream I needed a new car) But I did take this as a great learning experience. Why do car purchases have to be who is the best negotiator? Why do you say that is your best offer when 1-I told you what I wanted for my car, then seem confused when I'm not pleased. 2-You could have "got me close" to what I was looking for but I "didn't want to deal" It's a confusing thing looking at cars. Why do we have to go through this exhausting ritual. Blah, it makes me never want to buy a new car. But like I said, I've learned something and will be better prepared when I really am ready to buy. And just because I go in alone, doesn't mean I should be treated any different, especially when I express that I'm not illiterate when it comes to cars, show a girl at least a little respect!

WHY?!

Why do people show up 25-30 minutes early for work? You don't get paid more.. stay home!

WTF?! Friday

The Nasal irrigation phenomenon aka the Neti pot/NasaFlo

I should probably preface my lack of enthusiasm for the Neti pot craze with the fact that I am completely against spraying or putting anything, other than an occasional finger [you know you do it too, don't lie] up your nose. I will be forever scarred from a visit to the ENT to have my tonils looked at before they were ejected, and had to spray numbing spray up my nose [numb nostrels = weird feeling] then quickly followed by a camera tube being stuck up my nose and down my throat.. yikes just had some Vietnam flashbacks there. So I guess that may have something to do with the reason I will never jump on the neti pot bandwagon. My gma swears by the routine nightly, I've never seen her actually do it, the thought freaks me out and the sound is enough.

So what is this neti pot/nasal irrigation you may be asking. The process of cleaning nasal and sinus passages with saline solution (sterile salt water); Helps keep nasal and sinus passages open so they drain properly and breathing through nose is easier. Gross.

Oprah and Dr. Oz jumped on the bandwagon so now everyone and their brother is shoving a pot of salt water up their nose and letting it dribble out the other side... creeps me out. We all know that everything Oprah touches usually turns to gold, and that makes me wonder how long before all the celebrities are tweeting about their neti-pots and we.. well you all.. are able to buy fancy diamond encrusted neti pots.

So I guess for those of you who have sinus issues go for it and give it a whirl.. report back and let us know how it all went...



Check back on Fridays for another installment of WTF?! Friday for weird things I've run across and found myself thinking wtf?!

Don't Get It

Today's List of Things I Don't Get...

- guys in girl jeans

- girls in skinny jeans

- grown-ups who smoke pot

- people who cheat

- Farmville

- why guys and girls can't be friends

- why cat ladies get a bad wrap and there are dog ladies just as crazy

- why I'm not in Florida with my brother and sister :(

- beer bongs

- Twitter

- girls on the bachelor/bachelorette
- how the day begins at 28 degrees and ends in 66
- politics